Lets drive them crazy

I saw this list over at C'est La Vie & was laughing out loud!

I plan on doing some of these things on this beautiful April Fools day, while the day is still young!

1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

5. Practice making fax and modem noises.

6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing

8. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

10. Staple pages in the middle of the page.

11. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

12. Honk and wave to strangers.

13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

14. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."

15. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

16. Ask people what gender they are.

17. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

18. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. (going to do this now!!! hahahaha)

19. Sing along at the opera.

20. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme