Showing posts with label lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lists. Show all posts

Friday, April 1, 2011

Lets drive them crazy

I saw this list over at C'est La Vie & was laughing out loud!
I plan on doing some of these things on this beautiful April Fools day, while the day is still young!

1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

5. Practice making fax and modem noises.

6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing

8. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

10. Staple pages in the middle of the page.

11. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

12. Honk and wave to strangers.

13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

14. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."

15. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

16. Ask people what gender they are.

17. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

18. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. (going to do this now!!! hahahaha)

19. Sing along at the opera.

20. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Promises

{via}
Dear Future Husband,
Here are a few things I can promise you

- I promise you I will joke about how much of a catch I am & how lucky you are to have me, but deep down inside I will be wondering why the heck you picked me!

- I can promise I will complain when you leave the toilet seat up, I have a phobia of touching the toilet seat & putting it back down involves touching.

- I can promise I will always be on your side

- I promise to never let OUR room get as messy as mine is right now.

- I promise to make you pasta & spaghetti even though I hate it.

- I promise to be mad at you if you don't kiss me goodnight

- I promise to never give you a reason not to trust me

- I promise to always be excited when you get home, even if we are in an argument

- I promise to convince you to take out the trash & occasionally put the dishes in the dishwasher

- I promise I'll be over dramatic sometimes, especially when its that time of the month. Feel free to turn your head from me & laugh really hard when I start crying over something dumb like my finger nail polish not being the right color when I painted it on as I thought it was going to be when I bought it, but when I'm on that kind of emotional rollercoaster, you may even want to leave the room to chuckle at my over dramaticness, to save yourself from an even more stupid & emotional fueled rant

- I Promise my job of your best friend will always come first, even before my job as your wife.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

18 things to do before I'm 19


I know I'm not 18 yet but its getting so close & I've been thinking about the things I want to accomplish this coming year so here goes:
1. Finish writing one of my books
2. Start college
3. Move into my own apartment
4. Become a donor
5. Go to Cozumel
6. Give up my addiction to soda
7. Throw a party
8. Be able to play the guitar in front of people
9. Be happy
10. Make new friends
11. Take an art class
12. Be able to speak fluently in at least one of the three languages I've been trying to learn
13. Cook & bake more
14. Open the 'shop' (its coming soon guys).
15. Get a new sewing machine & put it to good use
16. Get a tattoo
17. Take more film pictures
18. Travel
Like I said I am working on the shop but what's really been cool is I find most of the pieces I make are inspired by songs. So here is a playlist of some of those inspiring songs.
Its funny how I've been into so much softer music lately.